I'm the Cookie King!

So today I went to Einstein's. I ordered myself a Santa Fe Wrap and began the wait for it. Now, the Santa Fe Wrap is deliciousness^3, and usually Einstein's is good enough that they only make me wait five minutes.

Five minutes passes. Understandable. After all, they are just starting to get back into the groove of things (being that winter break just passed) so I give them another five.

Five more minutes pass. Now I'm impatient. The lady at the cash register notices this, asks me what I ordered. Apparently, they forgot the order. So I have to wait another five minutes.

Blargh.

Finally, with my Santa Fe Wrap in hand (burning through my hand, it's quite hot), I sat down with G and start to eat.

I realize about halfway through my wrap that it won't be enough to fill me up for lunch...so I decide that some Chicken Noodle Soup is needed!

I go back up to the counter, order. The lady at the register smiles at me and asks, "Back again so soon?" I nod at her, silently praying that this time my food will arrive before I start growing a beard.

No good. I wait ten minutes and then the lady at the register notices again, asks me what I ordered and then she goes and gets it for me.

By now I'm grouchy. I think she knows this.

I start walking towards the counter. By the glint in my eye, she knows I'm out to complain. In a mad dash, she reaches to the cookies and grabs a handful. BAM! Crisis averted.

As of now, I am the owner of four delicious cookies (Oatmeal Raisin), three of which already reside in my tummy.

Yay, I am the Cookie King! Cookie King!