Facebook Statuses Annoy Me

I woke up this morning, hopped out of bed, and the first thing I noticed was that people who are on Facebook tend to like to post their everyday lives in their statuses.

For example, "John Smith has just gotten out of bed and is checking everyone's Facebook statuses!"

Normally, this wouldn't annoy me. However, there are some people online that do this by updating every bloody five minutes or so.

"John Smith has gotten cereal for his breakfast and is now eating it with milk!"
"John Smith is now getting changed and ready for his day! Bring it on!"
"John Smith has found the best place to go shopping for cold noodles, yay for Japan!"

Noone gives a crap about your every little going-ons. Now, granted, I would very much like to know your emotional status and/or mental status.

"John Smith is happy in Japan!"

See? Simple, yet at the same time it conveys oh so very much. You're happy, "John". You're in Japan, "John". I'm assuming you're also alive and in a place where you've managed to get internet to post.

Unless of course, you've been turned into an undead zombie who possesses the ability to write Facebook statuses about every little change that's happened in your life. In which case...kudos. I'll read it and appreciate it in fear that you'll try to turn me to the unliving.